Why are you reading this blog when you could be watching THIS?
(Brownlee - I downloaded this onto iTunes and will bring it tonight.)
METALUNA AND THE AMAZING SCIENCE OF THE MIND REVUE
We open tonight and there is not a seat available! The audience will have to stand. However, we do still have seats available for Saturday night (8pm) and Sunday (7pm). To buy tickets on-line, go HERE.
ROBOWRITERS
We're going on hiatus for the summer. Turns out, people aren't as geeky as we are to give-up their Saturday afternoons on bright, sunny days to sit inside and talk sketch comedy writing. Stop by, if you can. 1pm, Gorilla Tango, 1919 North Milwaukee. Only $5.
THE BS NEWS QUIZ OF THE DAY
Yesterday, I asked...
"Calvin Morett of Saratoga Springs, NY, was ordered by a judge to write a letter of apology for attending a high school graduation dressed as what?"
45% said "The Joker"
- There's a commencement speech I'd like to hear. "Remember grads, what doesn't kill you, only makes you stranger."
9% said "George W. Bush"
- Ah, Joker without the make-up. Or the smarts. Just the destruction.
9% said "Paris Hilton"
- Not a problem, except it was his version of Paris Hilton eating a hamburger. He sucked the sesame seeds off the bun.
37% got it right with "A 6-foot penis"
According to The Associated Press, a judge has ordered a 19-year-old man to write an apology to a the city of Saratoga Springs in New York for dressing in an offensive costume at a high school graduation. Calvin Morett had pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct for dressing in a 6-foot penis costume at the graduation at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.
They guy's got balls. Careful, they might trample you.
