Written by Joe Janes
12/20/09
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Cast:
Pharmacist Phil, 50s
Curt, 17
(Lights up on Pharmacist Phil in a lab coat behind a counter filling a prescription. Curt, in a varsity jacket, hesitantly approaches.)
CURT
Excuse me?
PHIL
Yes?
(Curt beckons him to come closer so he doesn’t have to speak so loud.)
CURT
Do you have anything for jock itch?
PHIL
Jock scratch?
(Curt looks at him puzzled, but then starts to scratch himself.)
CURT
Thank you.
PHIL
You’re welcome.
(Blackout.)
