FAKE AMERICA
REAL AMERICA
THE BS NEWS QUIZ OF THE DAY
On Friday, I asked...
"Moviefone.com did a poll on who America thought was the best movie president ever. Who won?"
18% said "Morgan Freeman in "Deep Impact""
- Let's face it, America isn't ready for a black president who is going to be tested by a giant asteroid.
16% said "Bill Pullman in "Independence Day""
- The dude didn't even know the truth about Area 51. I want a president who regularly meets with aliens.
8% said "Terry Crews in "Idiocracy""
- Gets my vote. He ranked number 15.
58% got it right with "Harrison Ford in "Air Force One""
According to Moviefone.com, Harrison Ford is the man America would want in the Oval Office, or on Air Force One, in a crisis. President James Marshall. His platform? Never negotiate with terrorists -- even if they've hijacked Air Force One and are holding your family hostage. Instead, simply take a cue from Bruce Willis in 'Die Hard' and pick your captors apart piece by piece. See, the "zero tolerance" policy works -- and it'll get you votes!
Still, pit President Marshall against President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho and see who wins in the monster truck arena.
4 comments:
I already wrote in my vote for President Camacho.
right now i don't think america can afford the mickeyd apple pie, seems like we're stealing the pie off a window sill.
I like your post of the pies!
Very smart.
We are a Fast Food Nation! People these days don't even know where their food comes from. We are being lead of a cliff and people are not even aware of it.
Oooo, I never thought of writing in Camacho.
Sheer brilliance.
Of course, that means I would have to leave my bunker...er, HOUSE...to go vote. Hmmm...
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