Written by Joe Janes
12/8/09
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Cast
Dr. James, 40s
Etta, 20s
(Lights up on Etta on an examining table covered with a sheet and her legs in stirrups. Dr. James is at the business end of the table, examining her.)
DR. JAMES
Well, Etta. I think you’ve made a wise decision to keep the baby. Raising a child can be difficult, especially in Detroit. But with the right home environment- Oh. I have more news.(Two handguns come out from under the sheet, pointing at the doctor’s face.)
ETTA
What is it, Dr. James?DR. JAMES
Twins.(He slowly backs away with is hands up. Blackout.)
4 comments:
Too soon, sir.
Of course, it's already an improvement.
This is only the beginning. Expect a more formal rewrite of your twisted scene tomorrow. Stay clam.
More Metric Jokes!
If anyone can work a metric joke into a gyno scene, I can.
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