Week 48, Day 336 - "Jock Itch"

“Jock Itch”

Written by Joe Janes

12/20/09

336 of 365

Cast:

Pharmacist Phil, 50s

Curt, 17

(Lights up on Pharmacist Phil in a lab coat behind a counter filling a prescription. Curt, in a varsity jacket, hesitantly approaches.)

CURT

Excuse me?

PHIL

Yes?

(Curt beckons him to come closer so he doesn’t have to speak so loud.)

CURT

Do you have anything for jock itch?

PHIL

Jock scratch?

(Curt looks at him puzzled, but then starts to scratch himself.)

CURT

Thank you.

PHIL

You’re welcome.

(Blackout.)