Thursday, October 9, 2008

The Pot Just Inferred The Kettle Was Black

The BS News Quiz of the Day

Yesterday, I asked...

"On Tuesday before the debate, which McCain supporter accused Barack Obama of waging 'the dirtiest campaign in American history'?"

36% said "Rudy Giuliani"
- He said he hasn't seen such dirty, underhanded tricks since 9/11.

28% said "Sarah Palin"
- No. She's more focused on Obama's terrorist pals. I think she's just jealous because they never invite her along for pizza.

No one said "George W. Bush"
- He's barely said anything lately. Why couldn't this campaign have started eight years ago?

36% got it right with "Cindy McCain"

According to The Tennessean, Cindy McCain, who stopped to visit a half-dozen children at the Monroe Carell Jr. Children’s Hospital at Vanderbilt today, said the presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama has "waged the dirtiest campaign in American history,” and her husband Sen. John McCain will use tonight’s debate to correct the distortions.

And then she told the children they would all live to 100 and live in candy houses filled with helpful and friendly animal servants who wore pants.

She also stated later that she wants Obama to wear her shoes. Don't do it, Barack! It's a trap. First it's the shoes, then it's the stockings and the bustier. Next thing you know, you picture is splashed across magazines and newspapers all around the world. And "surveyors" call the swing voters and ask them if they would ever feel comfortable knowing their president was a cross-dresser.