Written by Joe Janes
1/3/10
350 of 365
Cast:
Blockbuster Manager. 30s
Joe, 20s
(Lights up on manager and Joe in office. The manager is looking over paper work.)
MANAGER
Well, Joe, we’ve processed all your information. We’re very excited that you applied to work for Blockbuster.
JOE
Just happy to have a job, Sir. When do I start?
MANAGER
Unfortunately, there’s a problem with your drug test.
JOE
I don’t do drugs.
MANAGER
That’s the problem. (Takes out a joint.) If you’re going to work crap hours at shit pay, we need people who are as stoned as possible. (Lights it and takes a toke.) Sorry. (Offers it to Joe. Joe shakes his head.)
(Blackout.)
