Written by Joe Janes
11/20/09
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CAST:
Grace, 40s
Cheryl, 40s
George, 40s
(Lights up on Grace folding organizing dry-cleaned clothes on a mechanical rack near the front of her store. Cheryl enters. Grace doesn’t notice. Cheryl crosses her arms. Cheryl saunters up to the desk and rings the desk bell. It startles Grace.)
GRACE
Oh, hi. You scared me. I didn’t see you there.
CHERYL
Uh-hunh.
GRACE
Do you need anything dry cleaned?
CHERYL
Got a question for you, Grace’s Laundromat and Dry Cleaners. Are you Grace?
GRACE
Yes, I am.
CHERYL
Good to know, good to know.
GRACE
Was that the only question?
CHERYL
Nope. Got another one for you? How long have you been in business?
GRACE
Oh, uh, let’s see. A little over a year. Almost two. I started as just a laundromat and added dry cleaning a year ago.
CHERYL
A little over a year. Interesting. Let me do you a favor.
(Cheryl exits and walks over to the store window and takes down a sign that says “Grand Opening” and hands it to Grace.)
CHERYL (continuing)
You’re welcome.
GRACE
You can’t do that.
CHERYL
That sign says “Grand Opening.” You opened over a year ago. Guess what? No more grand opening. You opened. Not grand anymore.
GRACE
I don’t care. It’s my sign and I’ll put it up if I want.
CHERYL
I walk past that thing every day. It’s like a daily slap in the face. I wonder what the Better Business Bureau would say about your “grand opening.”
GRACE
Look, you’re not even a customer. Why should I care what you think?
CHERYL
Maybe I would be a customer if I felt I could trust you based on your lying signs. How can I trust you to clean a pants suit if I can’t trust you to tell the truth? How do I even know you dry clean? Maybe you just air stuff out on a clothesline and Febreez the crap out of it.
GRACE
I do good work. People are happy with the service I provide. I take care of my customers. I even have specials.
CHERYL
Oh, don’t get me started on your specials. (She takes down another sign from the window.) This says “Special! Two Blouses or Shirts for the Price of One.”
GRACE (taking the sign)
Sounds like a special to me.
CHERYL
Except you never take that friggin’ sign down. If you always offer a 2-4-1 special, guess what? It ain’t special. It’s ordinary. It’s the price.
GRACE
You don’t come in here and tell me how to run my store.
CHERYL
Really? Really? That’s interesting, because I think I have every right to do that. Remember that dry cleaners that was one the corner?
GRACE
Was that yours?
CHERYL
Yep. Cheryl’s Just Dry Cleaning. I’m Cheryl. When you were just a laundromat, I didn’t mind. I was just a dry cleaners. Business started tapering off when you had your second grand opening for the new dry cleaning. Not unusual. Figured people would come back. Then you started running your “special.” I had a few devoted regulars stick it out, but it wasn’t enough. Had to close shop, Grace. So, you can understand how-
GRACE
I was just trying to provide a service for my customers. All their cleaning needs in one stop.
(George enters carrying a wad of clothes in his hands.)
GEORGE
Hello, Cheryl. Grace.
GRACE
Hi, George. Let me take those for you.
(She takes his clothes and goes behind the counter and starts working his order.)
CHERYL
Your cable knit sweater with the autumn leaves. I remember that sweater.
GEORGE
Yep.
CHERYL
You bought it to wear at your first Thanksgiving with your girlfriend’s family. How is Linda?
GEORGE
Good. We got married last summer.
CHERYL
Oh. I didn’t know. Congratulations.
GRACE
It was a lovely ceremony.
CHERYL (To Grace)
Treat it well. It’s a special sweater.
GRACE
I treat all of George’s clothes with special care. Whether it’s his sweater or his silk boxers.
CHERYL
Silk boxers?
GEORGE
Linda likes them. I don’t think you should be here, Cheryl. I’m with Grace’s Laundromat and Dry Cleaning. I’ve moved on. So should you.
(Cheryl starts to tear up. She starts to leave. Just as she reaches the door-)
GEORGE (continuing)
Cheryl. (She stops, but doesn’t turn.) I’m sorry things didn’t work out. My sweater was at its best with you. (He mouths “sorry” to Grace who shrugs.)
CHERYL
Enjoy Grace’s grand opening.
(Cheryl starts to cry and runs out.)
GRACE
Sorry about that, George.
GEORGE
I feel dirty.
GRACE
I can help you with that.
(Lights fade.)
