Written by Joe Janes
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(Lights up on Carl sitting at a table sipping coffee and writing the final item of a list. He looks satisfied. Donna enters in her bathrobe and pours herself a cup of coffee.)
You’re up early.
Yep. I’m tired of pissing my days away. I have a lot of stuff I need to do at work and around the house, so I got up early and made a list. Here’s all the stuff I need to do and when I need to do it.
You made a “to do” list?
That’s a good name for it. I like it. I’m going to steal that.
(He writes “to do” at the top of his list.)
That’s what they’re called.
Then I have made a “to do” list.
Why aren’t you “to do”-ing things?
My “to do” list officially starts tomorrow. Today, I’m just going to fuck off.
Make sure you right that down.
(He does. Blackout.)