Written by Joe Janes
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(Lights up on a waiter taking an order from a customer.)
WAITERHi, welcome to—
WELL-DRESSED MANI know exactly what I want. I’ll have the Famous Chopped Salad.
WAITER (starting to walk away)
WELL-DRESSED MANHold the scallions, hold the bacon, no cheese, no chicken, and instead of dressing, I’ll just use a lemon wedge.
Are you sure you---?
WELL-DRESSED MANPlease. I am the customer. I know what I want.
(The waiter exits and returns with a head of lettuce. He sets it down in front of the customer. And then puts a lemon wedge next to it.)
Can I bring you anything else?