Written by Joe Janes
4/5/09
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CAST:
Well-Dressed Man
Waiter
(Lights up on a waiter taking an order from a customer.)
WAITER
Hi, welcome to—WELL-DRESSED MAN
I know exactly what I want. I’ll have the Famous Chopped Salad.WAITER (starting to walk away)
Very well---
WELL-DRESSED MAN
Hold the scallions, hold the bacon, no cheese, no chicken, and instead of dressing, I’ll just use a lemon wedge.WAITER
Are you sure you---?
WELL-DRESSED MAN
Please. I am the customer. I know what I want. WAITER
Very well.
(The waiter exits and returns with a head of lettuce. He sets it down in front of the customer. And then puts a lemon wedge next to it.)
WAITER
Can I bring you anything else?
(Blackout.)
