Written by Joe Janes
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(Lights up on Ben and Chastity at a checkout counter. The Seth, the clerk is totally up their groceries as Ben hands what he can for Chastity to hold.)
And you total is eighty dollars and seventy-five cents.
(Ben pays Seth.)
That’s a lot.
Really not bad for a week’s worth of groceries.
Here’s your change…
At a grocery store. Except you insist on shopping at movie theater concession stands.
And a coupon for fifty cents off a jumbo nacho combo on your next visit.
BEN (To Chastity)
Wait. We need toilet paper.
Napkins, please. (Seth hands Ben a few napkins.) Keep ‘em coming.