The Writing 5 Show Moral Fixation opens on Friday night. Great cast, strong writing. And some of the weirdest scenes that have ever been in a W5 show. We run for five weeks, Fridays at 7:30pm, in the Skybox. Sarah Erdelyan designed the flyer.
I Believe...
- Sarah Palin is telling anyone that will listen that the troopergate report that came out last Friday clears her of any unethical and unlawful wrongdoing. It clearly does not. Sarah Palin and John McCain believe that if you say a lie loud enough for long enough, it becomes truth enough.
MORE OF THIS IN THE WORLD, PLEASE
Bright Eyes' music video for their song First Day Of My Life off of their 2005 album I'm Wide Awake It's Morning.
THE BS NEWS QUIZ OF THE DAY
Yesterday, I asked...
"Levi Johnston, who is having a baby with Bristol Palin, did what to prepare for fatherhood?"
20% said "moved into the governor's mansion"
- He sleeps in the tanning bed.
20% said "bought a Kevlar tux to wear at the shotgun wedding"
- He claims its not a shotgun wedding. But keep an eye out a year from now for a shotgun divorce.
10% said "sought advice from John McCain"
- "Marry her, Son. Then when she gets ugly or has a debilitating accident, divorce her and move on to a wealthy peroxide silicone hottie."
50% got it right with "dropped out of high school"
According to The Associated Press, not surprisingly, Johnston was a little shocked when he learned about Bristol's pregnancy, but he says he quickly embraced the prospects of fatherhood. The baby is due Dec. 18. Johnston has dropped out of high school to take a job on the North Slope oil fields as an apprentice electrician.
Oh, and Sarah Palin's advice to high schoolers considering dropping out?... "I'd remind the kids that no matter where they are in life _ (maybe) in circumstances that probably aren't ideal _ that there is no circumstance that they're in that is insurmountable or would necessitate them just giving up."
She's also against sex education in school.
The self-serving comedy writer side of me really wants her to become vice-president. This shit just writes itself.
