45 Minutes Productions and WNEP Theater announce auditions for “365 Sketches”
26 different sketch comedy revues done in ten nights to showcase the 365 sketches written in 365 days by Second City Instructor Joe Janes.
The shows are June 3 - 13 and will take place at Strawdog Theater in Hugan Hall.
WHERE: Zoo Studios, 4001 N. Ravenswood (just off the Irving Park Brown Line) Basement
WHEN: Saturday, March 27 from 11AM – 6PM
WHAT: Small group auditions – improvisation and cold readings
To schedule a place in one of our seven 45-minute slots, email Joe at email@example.com and we’ll get back to you with a time for Saturday.
Mary Jo Bolduc
Derek Van Tassel
(Wow! This is quickly becoming a reality. Freaky, scary, exciting, monumental, crispy with a hint of almonds.)
THE BS NEWS QUIZ OF THE DAY
Yesterday, I asked...
"Six women in New Jersey are recovering after they received buttocks-enhancement injections containing what?"50% said "gelatin" - It's the carrots and raisins that give the booty some "oompf!"
16% said "custard" - Thinking about it makes me a little big horny.
No one said "Elmer's Glue"
34% got it right with "caulk"
According to the Associated Press, Six women in New Jersey are recovering after they received buttocks-enhancement injections containing silicone used to caulk bathtubs. State health officials say the women, from Essex County, apparently underwent cosmetic procedures from unlicensed providers.
On the positive side, caulk in the butt does cut your heating bills in the winter.