Written by Joe Janes
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Pharmacist Phil, 50s
(Lights up on Pharmacist Phil in a lab coat behind a counter filling a prescription. Curt, in a varsity jacket, hesitantly approaches.)
(Curt beckons him to come closer so he doesn’t have to speak so loud.)
Do you have anything for jock itch?
(Curt looks at him puzzled, but then starts to scratch himself.)