Saturday, October 13, 2007

Saturday Morning Cartoons!

"Rabbit Seasoning" (1952)


I heart Daffy Duck. Whenever I create a character for a show, I usually end up using elements of Daffy. I think you can see traces of the duck in my work in Soiree Dada and The Armageddon Radio Hour. In Rabbit Seasoning, he teams up with Bugs Bunny. They were the Hope and Crosby of the cartoon world. Willing to work together, but more often than not, willing to sell out the other at the drop of a hat. This cartoon has two of my favorite Daffy quotes; "Pronoun trouble." and "You're dithpicable." He also gets shot in the face half a dozen times. It's the kind of thing that would send parental watchdog groups in a tizzy and it's hysterical slapstick.





THE BS NEWS QUIZ OF THE DAY

Yesterday, I asked...

"In Brisbane, Australia, to save a man who ingested anti-freeze, doctors intravenously fed him what?"


30% picked "Oatmeal"
- Must have been the real runny kind...No.

No one went for "Iced Coffee" or "Cat Food"
- Which is a treat I give my own cats during those hot summer days. Not.

70% chose what many consider to always be the right answer "Vodka"

According to the Associated Press, doctors plugged an Italian tourist into a drip-feed of vodka to save him at a hospital in Australia that ran out of the medicinal alcohol it would normally have used for treatment. It worked, but he was very upset they didn't use a nice grappa.

Friday, October 12, 2007

Shaking the Spear

ROBOWRITERS ASSIGNMENT

Courtesy of Mr. Chris Othic

One of the things about writing sketches is coming up with ideas for
scenes. Well, there is one particular playwright out there that
has an endless supply of scene ideas: William Shakespeare!

This assignment is pretty straightforward. Just think of all those
Shakespeare plays, rife with hundreds of scenes. The great thing
about Willie Shakes is he knows how to create drama, so the scenes
contain lots of conflicts and are great setups for sketches.

Just choose a random scene from one of Shakespeare’s plays and
rewrite it. You can do it however you like. You can keep it in
its original time period, move it to another time period, or make
it modern. You can write it in verse if you like, or use normal
dialogue. You can loosely adapt it with your own characters or use
the same characters and just exaggerate it.

It's an opportunity to explore "Clash of Context" by having, say, a
scene from Macbeth taking place in a corporate setting. Another
example, take the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet. There are
literally hundreds of ways to write a sketch based on this scene.
One way is to modernize it, where a drunken college frat boy Romeo
is trying to climb up to Juliet’s sorority house. His drunkenness
is one obstacle, and maybe he is in the crappy fraternity while
Juliet is in the cool sorority. The possibilities are endless.How
about the end of Hamlet? Everybody dies, right? So let’s keep the
set up, but let’s have poor Hamlet be confused and start killing the
wrong people. By the end of the scene, you have a stage full of
dead bodies, and poor Hamlet still hasn’t gotten his revenge.

Shakespeare’s works are rich and full of conflict, internal and
external, as well as all the fun stuff that you can think about
putting in your sketches like murder, mistaken identity, and
revenge. Brush up on the bard and then bastardize his work. Good
times!

Note: If you aren’t familiar with at least some of Shakespeare’s
plays, you really should start reading or seeing them now!



THE BS NEWS QUIZ OF THE DAY


About a year ago - it seems - I asked...

"To honor the place where they met and had their first date, a couple in Springfield, Ohio got married last week where?"

20% said "Strip Club"
- How romantic. And the dee-jay officiated. The dollar dance got a little out of hand, though... No.

11% thought maybe "Rehab"
- They had to say "I do's" and many "I don't-any-more's."...Nope.

11% picked "Prison"
- And even though it was a men's prison, they had plenty of volunteers for "maid of honor." someone got shivved when the bride threw the bouquet, too. ...Not.

58% got it right with "Wal-Mart"

According to the Associated Press, Wal-Mart employees Chet Eldridge and Danna Hornback tied the knot last amid the retailer's flowers, shrubs and lawn chairs. Eldridge, 51, an automotive manager, and Hornback, 45, an arts and crafts associate, met during the store's employee orientation. She agreed to their first date in the furniture section. No word on how the honeymoon in the Sporting Goods aisle went.



Thursday, October 11, 2007

Man, It's Early!

Scrambling around this morning in the semi-darkness looking for a pair of matching socks. I'm off for the last day of the corporate gig. The best part, is that I am done early and should be back home by 10:30am.

Soiree Dada closes this week! You have only tonight, Friday and Saturday to come see it. And Robowriters is tonight at 6:30pm. See the column on the left for more details.

Now that October has started acting like October, again, here's a picture of a pumpkin! Weeeee!

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Yikes!

Okay, so yesterday's first day of events at the corporate gig went well. I had to come back to Chicago for a rehearsal and have to return to Schaumburg this morning at 6:30am! So, I am up at 4am to shower, gather up all the things I need for the day - I teach two classes at Columbia and one at Second City - and head out to not return home until 11pm-ish. And then I have to do the same thing tomorrow morning!

But I am a professional. You will hear no whining from me.

Yet.

Monday, October 8, 2007

Blerp!

The corporate gig I have been working on has called me out to the site a day early to do last minute script fixes. Apparently, they gave us the wrong information a month ago on which we based a third of the script. Yippee! This means "Bite and Smile" may not have another update until Wednesday. Just so you know.

Begging for Change

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Saturday, October 6, 2007

Saturday Morning Cartoons!

"What's Opera, Doc?" (1957)



Quite simply, the best Bugs Bunny cartoon ever. Grab your spear and magic helmet and enjoy.





THE BS NEWS QUIZ OF THE DAY


Yesterday, I asked...

"A man in Boston was sentenced for a fraud scheme where he and his wife would go to restaurants and claim what?"


50% said "They found a finger tip"
- Nope. No tips. Just lawsuits.

30% picked "They were sat too close to the smoking section"
- Nope. You are in the wrong answer section.

10% surmised "They were traumatized by the server"
- No. If you did that, you'd have to allow servers to sue customers who traumatized them. The courts would be so clogged R. Kelly would never see justice.

10% nailed it with "They ate glass"

According to the Associated Press, Ronald Evano was sentenced to more than five years in prison for his role in a multistate insurance fraud scheme in which he and his wife intentionally ate glass fragments and collected more than $200,000 in compensation. Evano asked the judge for mercy, saying in court that he and his wife are members of the minority Roma community, and needed the money to pay for dowries and other costs associated with the marriages of his sons under cultural practices. You know, let your sons eat their own damn glass. How else are they going to learn to make it in this world?