Put My Face On Your Chest!

The t-shirts from "365 Sketches" are now being unleashed upon the world. They are $20. If you are going to be at the 365 Book Release Event this Friday at Second City, designer and one of the 365 directors, Jen Ellison, will hand yours to you in person and you'll save on shipping and handling. You can order your t-shirt by clicking HERE.

I Believe...

...that if you don't work out, your body breaks down. If you don't watch what you eat, your body breaks down. If you don't work out your brain and feed it good stuff, it also breaks down and you're more likely to believe anything your TV or computer says.

...that I love working with people who are in their 20s. They are full of enthusiasm, creativity and vision and hungry to work and play. They remind me that that doesn't have to change as you get older.

...that "pride in America is like loving that kid of yours who is morbidly obese, huffs paint fumes out of a paper bag, steals Doritos from the 7-11 and beats up on the black and Mexican kids in the neighborhood for no actual reason. You have to find some sort of love for that kid because he's your kid and you made him." (This is verbatim what Don Hall wrote on his blog and I couldn't have said it better.)

...that dating at my age is sometimes fun and mostly frustrating. Part of it is that I don't look my age and women my age do. (I know, I'm going to hell). I'm also dragging around a few past relationships where I invested a lot of time, energy, emotion and commitment only to get screwed over. Relationships are hard. They have their moments of being a blast and their moments of being rough. If I get into another relationship - and I'm totally cool if I don't - it's going to be with someone who's not going to jump off the roller coaster when they discover it goes down as well as up.

...that we have way too many sources for just about everything, particularly when it comes to news and entertainment. Which is why it's hard to distinguish between the two. They're both screaming for attention. Also why most people know more about Lindsay Lohan than they do Afghanistan or the party of "No!" Clearly, every legitimate news article needs to feature an attractive woman in her underwear.

August: Joe County

August is a very busy month. It's like I have a job or something.

Events:

Two "365 Sketches" book events are brewing. Next Friday, the 13th (whee!) I'm doing a book release celebration at the de MAAT studio at Second City. Hosted by Michael Gellman, the event will feature ten scenes from the Strawdog series with the original casts. The scenes were chosen to highlight the variety of the scenes in 365 and to feature some of our favorite performances. If you missed Merrie Greenfield as a robot, this is your chance to make your life complete. Tickets are five dollars, three for students. Probably a good idea to get your tickets in advance. The number for the box office is 312-337-3992.

Another book event will be at one of my favoritest book stores of all time, Quimby's in Wicker Park. Quimby's is an independent bookstore that features independent and obscure books and magazines. Great place to go when you have no idea what to get for someone, or yourself. The staff is super friendly, too. This will be Saturday, August 21st at 7pm. This will feature four very fine Chicago actors and me performing some of the monologues from 365. This event is FREE.

A new piece I wrote called "Creepy That Way" will be performed at Mary-Archie's infamous AbbieFest. AbbieFest is a non-stop 3 day theater event. Dozens of theater companies descend upon the Mary-Archie theater and perform some of the best, most creative, most shocking, most crazy, and sometimes most horrible things you have ever seen on stage. It runs August 20, 21 and 22. Not sure yet where my piece falls into the mix or if it will even be performed more than once. You can buy one-day passes for $10 and weekend passes for $25. It's a great deal. You can buy weekend passes HERE.

August wraps up with two directing projects. I'll be working with about 20-30 incoming freshman to create a performance peice to do out in the world ala Improv Everywhere. We'll meet on the last Monday of the month and perform our piece by or on that Thursday. There will also be a piece we do with all 200 incoming freshman. Not to give anything away, but word is it may involve 200 hoppity-hops.

The other directing project, also insane, is a 24-hour sketch revue. I'll be meeting with eight actors and ten writers on Friday, August 27th at 10:30pm. 24 hours later, we'll be performing a 45-minute sketch revue in the de MAAT studio. I've assembled a top notch group of actors and writers and anticipate this just being a buttload of fun.

And I have writing projects. I'm working with RvD to rewrite "The Saga of the Viking Women" for a fall remount. The show went so well last week at the Neo-Futurists that everyone in the show is chomping at the bit to do it, again. We're working on securing a venue. I'm also writing an original piece for Wildclaw Theater's Deathscribe. This is something I've wanted to do since its inception. The goal is to write a ten-minute horror piece for radio. A tough task that I look forward to wrangling with. I think comedy and horror have a lot in common. It's about building and releasing tension. But to strip away being able to rely on visuals... I can have a boogie man jump out on stage from behind something. Doing it on radio just sounds like someone tripped.

Speaking of radio, I submitted a writing sample and resume to one of the greatest radio shows of all time. Keep your fingers crossed. As mine are now as I tyopbd .

And all this is one top of my regular Second City teaching schedule and summer workshops.

In other words, I'm having a blast.

Robot vs. Dinosaur presents Vikings vs. Sea Serpents - TONIGHT!

A mashup between Roger Corman's "Viking Women and the Sea Serpent" and Peter Weiss' play "Marat/Sade", tonight at 8pm.Tickets are $10, $8 for students with ID and repeat customers. Neo-Futurarium: 5153 N. Ashland at Foster. (773) 275-5255

Hey, Sketch Comedy Nerds!

As a teacher, it's very annoying to have a comedy writing class full of students who have not seen a live sketch comedy show. It's like teaching art to students who have never stepped foot in a museum, but have seen pictures of paintings. It's even more of an ass biter to have students weeks into a class or months into the program who aren't out there seeking out sketch comedy. Plain and simple, it makes you a better writer. You begin to shift away from writing for TV and begin to think more in terms of writing for the stage. You see what other writers and performers attempt and are able to accomplish. Or you see them fail, which is also filled with valuable lessons in the fine art of writing comedy scenes. It is a key to unlocking your imagination.

Top two reasons students don't go see shows... No time. No money.

Both are bullshit. This is Chicago. There's probably a sketch revue going on right now as you read this. There are shows all over town seven days a week and they are dirt cheap.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Easy for you to say, Mr. Comedy Writing Teacher with lots of free time and disposable income with all those royalties rolling in from your book on Amazon."

My response to that is, "Please, Anonymous Student, don't turn my message into a plug for my book. There are shows out there that will only cost you whatever it takes to get your body there. So, if you get off your wide, pale butt and walk or ride your bike, it's absolutely FREE."

One such show is tonight, and every Tuesday night, called SketchTEST. SketchTEST is a sketch comedy showcase where multiple groups and solo performers try out their stuff for you. Last week, I saw by friends CRASSUS along with several other groups. They are there again, tonight. You will see a variety of performers, some very experimental, some very traditional, and it will blow your mind that you are seeing such a great show for free.

SketchTEST is produced by The Pub Theater, probably best known for their show "Bye, Bye, Liver." The show is on the second floor of Fizz, a great Lincoln Park bar on Lincoln just half a block north of Belmont. They have great food and cheap drink specials.

And SketchTEST will even let you - yes, YOU - put up material to see what hits and what misses. But before you go scrambling to do that, I recommend checking out the show. See what it's about. Then throw your hat in the chuckle ring. To book a slot, all you need to do is shoot an e-mail to sketchtest@sketchcomedy.com.

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The Serpent's Song

I don't direct much anymore outside of class shows at The Second City Training Center. Why? It's a pain in the ass. Actors/improvisers are over committed and can't make all the rehearsals or sometimes miss a few of the shows, some folks don't understand that when the rehearsal starts at 7pm the director may actually want you there by 7pm, decent rehearsal space at a low cost (free) is difficult to find, some actors seem to never get off book, etc., etc., etc. If the pain outweighs the pleasure, screw it. What's the point?

"The Saga of the Viking Women" is the first show I have directed outside Second City in about a year and a half and I am having a blast. The cast and crew are both funny and fun to be with and generous with their creativity. The video above is a song written and performed by Nat Topping with the ensemble fleshing out the back up dancing and singing.

Come see the insanity next week at The Neo-Futurists. Get info by clicking HERE.