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Just kidding!There is no way I'm going to ask my girlfriend to marry me on my buh-lawg-uh.I have a buttload more class than that.- JoeP.S. I asked her last Friday evening. She said "yes."
Sweet!Congratulations, old man!
Congrats! Chicks dig bald men. I know from experience!
Joe, congratulations to you and Julie! Even though you two will likely now be cloyingly known as "Joe and Julie Janes". Urp.I hope you two have a happy Thanksgiving and do a lot of celebrating. :)
Julie is worried that "Julie Janes" makes her sound like she should be a traffic and weather reporter.
It makes her sound like a new girlfriend for Batman...
Holy Flurking Schnitt!Congrats!!
Wow!! Congratulations!!I think Julie Janes sounds AWESOME, in a superhero's girlfriend kind of way. ;)
That's awesome, JJ.And yeah, thanks for not proposing over the Interweb.
Congratulations! Looking forward to the wild pack of children soon to follow, all with names starting with J: Jezebel, Jasper, Jesse, Jennifer, Jack...the possibilities are endless.
Janes: stop this crazy thing.Congratulations!-Stinton.
Congratulations to both of you!(And way to use the good news to get high numbers in your comments section, Joe. We all know your blog is your first true love.)
Maybe you could rewrite the lyrics of the Clash's Janie Jones as Julie Janes...."He's in love with rocknroll woaahhHe's in love with gettin stoned woaahhHe's in love with Julie JanesBut he dont like his boring job, no..."
Damn, someone get someone pregnant? Your kinda rushin' it grandpa, huh? You got a few more years of playboyin' it in ya, milk the engagement. 2, maybe even three engagement parties?!?But really, congrats Julie and Joe.And post the romantic, classy details!
@Henri: Joe is totally preggers.
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