Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Hey, Look to Your Left - A Sponsor!

Well, exciting things happening here. After several long meetings with upper management over the weekend at the International BS headquarters in Tulsa, we have decided to accept the offer of a sponsor. That's why the page looks different. Thought I'd gussie up a bit. VividSeats seems like a cool company. They are a Chicago-based service offering a friendly alternative to TicketBastard. Click on the image to the left to go to their website and use the code for 5% discount. Let me know how your experience is with them, too.

So, this means I am being paid to blog! How about them apples? I better start writing something good. So...Um...

Oh! Here's something you might not know. PopTarts - which used to be one of my favorite food groups - aren't vegetarian. They contain gelatin. A healthier alternative is Nature's Path's Toaster Pastries. They are yummy and even have flavors like cherry-pomegranate. You can find them at Trader Joe's, Whole Foods and sometimes in the organic health food section of the mainstream grocery stores.

There! I hope that info was worth the dollar a day I'm pulling in now.


THE BS NEWS QUIZ OF THE DAY

Yesterday, I asked...

"An American military supercomputer just set a calculation speed record. It is named what?"


37% said "Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius"
- By Acme. It is the fastest computer. When thrown off a cliff.

25% said "Taz"
- The cartoon version of HAL? "Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a TAZ 9000 computer. I became operational at the T.A.Z. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. And then eat you."

12% said "Speedy Gonzales"
- A very fast computer. Just not very good at hopping fences. (Go Redskins!)

And 25% calculated it correctly with "Roadrunner"

According to the International Herald Tribune, an American military supercomputer, assembled from components originally designed for video game machines, has reached a long-sought-after computing milestone by processing more than 1.026 quadrillion calculations per second. The new $133 million supercomputer, called Roadrunner in a reference to the state bird of New Mexico, was devised and built by engineers and scientists at IBM and Los Alamos National Laboratory, based in Los Alamos, New Mexico. It will be used principally to solve classified military problems to ensure that the nation's stockpile of nuclear weapons will continue to work correctly as they age.

Here's a picture of the computer from AP Photo. It's going to require a lot of birdseed.


6 comments:

wafelenbak said...

I'm a big fan of Amy's (organics) toaster pops. The apple ones taste like pie!
I couldn't find ingredient info online, so I am not sure if they are 100% veg, but definitely worth investigating. :)

Joe Janes said...

I think all of Amy's products are vegetarian. Good stuff.

DebRuz said...

Amy's are organic and vegetarian, but not always vegan. Gelatin is a weird ingredient anyway for a toaster pop.

The grey/white format is a tad hard to read. I feel like I am reading the side of a file cabinet. Maybe it is just me...

enya's assassin said...

Is it too early to call you a sellout? I think the white on grey is hard to read, as well. I think dark text and a light background is the way to go. Also, I had a pig named Amy, and we ate her.

Joe Janes said...

Thanks for the feedback, Deb and Chris. I appreciate it. I think it might be hard to read because I "bold" it before I publish, which worked for the white background. We'll see what it looks like tomorrow when I don't do that.

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