Thursday, March 11, 2010

Here It Comes...365 AUDITIONS

Or rather, auditions for 365 Sketches...

45 Minutes Productions and WNEP Theater announce auditions for “365 Sketches”

26 different sketch comedy revues done in ten nights to showcase the 365 sketches written in 365 days by Second City Instructor Joe Janes.

The shows are June 3 - 13 and will take place at Strawdog Theater in Hugan Hall.

WHERE: Zoo Studios, 4001 N. Ravenswood (just off the Irving Park Brown Line) Basement

WHEN: Saturday, March 27 from 11AM – 6PM

WHAT: Small group auditions – improvisation and cold readings


To schedule a place in one of our seven 45-minute slots, email Joe at joejanes1065@gmail.com and we’ll get back to you with a time for Saturday.

Directors include:

Rich Baker
Mary Jo Bolduc
Regan Davis
Becky Eldridge
Jen Ellison
Jason Fleece
Lillie Frances
Rose Kruger
Rebecca Langguth
Bina Martin
Scott Olson
Chris Othic
Rinska Prestinary
Amanda Rountree
Tony Soto
Rachel Staelens
Derek Van Tassel
Trish Vignola
Rebekah Walendzak
Wendi Weber

(Wow! This is quickly becoming a reality. Freaky, scary, exciting, monumental, crispy with a hint of almonds.)


THE BS NEWS QUIZ OF THE DAY

Yesterday, I asked...

"Six women in New Jersey are recovering after they received buttocks-enhancement injections containing what?"

50% said "gelatin" - It's the carrots and raisins that give the booty some "oompf!"

16% said "custard" - Thinking about it makes me a little big horny.

No one said "Elmer's Glue"

34% got it right with "caulk"

According to the Associated Press, Six women in New Jersey are recovering after they received buttocks-enhancement injections containing silicone used to caulk bathtubs. State health officials say the women, from Essex County, apparently underwent cosmetic procedures from unlicensed providers.

On the positive side, caulk in the butt does cut your heating bills in the winter.

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